Okay, tell the truth. Are you gay?
True		False

Do you have a "real job"? I mean one that requires "work"?
True		False

Is money more important than your friends?
True		False

If you said friends, did you lie?
True		False

Do you "work" with one of your friends?
True		False

Are you married?
True		False

Would you give your life for Jack if you had to?
True		False

Do you give your friends cute little nick-names like "poodle" and such?
True		False

Is greed your most important value?
True		False

Or is friendship?
True		False

Do you live with someone you used to date?
True		False

Do you think you can still be friends after breaking up?
True		False

Wine or chocolate milk? Yes for wine, no for chocolate milk
True		False

Do you like yelling at people?
True		False

Does your "job" make it look like you like yelling at people? (example: lawyer *cough*)
True		False

Do you appear to like touching your girl friend (note two words) when you are making fun of her?
True		False

Do you like art?
True		False

Do you have a strong appreciation for books?
True		False

Telephones?
True		False

Money?
True		False

Have you had quite a few odd jobs in your time?
True		False

Have you ever been demoted from a really good, high paying "job" to the lowest form of man/woman on Earth? Not as in fired, just demoted really bad.
True		False

Do you or did you ever have a big crush on Will?
True		False

Do you "work" for someone who loves you with all her/his heart but has a really strange way of showing it?
True		False