Are you a girl?
Are 50% of the people around you girls?
Did you have running water in your house?
Have you ever been to jail, or are you planning on going to jail?
Ever feel like you're an outsider?
Ever feel like you're a groupie or a wannabe?
Ever been chided for your arrogance?
Ever been chided for your bucolic simplicity?
Do tobacco barons haunt your dreams?
Is there more than one shade of blue?
Do you know more than five UNIX commands?
Have a reason to get up on Saturday mornings in the fall?
Are you the crushed...?
...Or are you the crusher?
Do you like the liquor?
Is there a doctor in your future?
Could you honestly say that lacrosse goalies are tougher than quarterbacks?
Ever feel like you have to rid yourself of demons?
You're going to hell, aren't you?
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