Do you use a flamethrower to light your cigarettes?
True		False

Do you spend all your money gambling?
True		False

Do you eat from a dog dish?
True		False

Are you fond of skimpy outfits?
True		False

Do you own a spaceship or airplane?
True		False

Are you skilled with computers?
True		False

Are you unusually tall?
True		False

Do you have a metal eye?
True		False

Are your muscles overly large?
True		False

Are you incapable of human speech?
True		False

Is your hair green?
True		False

Do you have hair all over your body?
True		False

Did you use to be a police officer on a moon of Saturn?
True		False

Are you obbsessed with yourself?
True		False

Do you have red hair?
True		False

Do you have no hair?
True		False

Do you always seem to lose at gambling?
True		False

Are you addicted to tobacco?
True		False

Are you often told to "buzz off?"
True		False

Are you a dog?
True		False