Are you willing to sweat like mad, just to make kids happy?
True		False

Do height restrictions bother you?
True		False

Do you mind cleaning up after messy guests?
True		False

Do you like to boss people around?
True		False

Do you just want to push a little green button all day?
True		False

Would it bother you to wear weird polyester clothing, just to be in costume?
True		False

Does the concept of being beaten up for no reason scare you?
True		False

How about getting someone kicked out of a park because they've beaten up the person you're protecting? Does that appeal to you?
True		False

Do you want to pull someone away from a long line of people that are waiting to get their pictures taken and get autographs?
True		False

Are you willing to deal with irratible customers?
True		False

Can you know where everything is and how to get to it, and be able to tell people how to get there easily?
True		False

Do insistant people piss you off?
True		False

Do you like dealing with children?
True		False

Are you willing to make yourself feel like it's 130 degrees, because you're wearing a big costume?
True		False

Are you gay?
True		False

-or a nymphomaniac?
True		False

Are you wild and crazy, with a quick wit?
True		False

Can you act really well?
True		False

Do you like to forge signatures?
True		False

Can you cross-dress, and act like an animal, all at the same time?
True		False