Do you read comics?
True		False

Have you ever engaged in the sexual act known as "snowballing"?
True		False

Are you not even supposed to be here today?
True		False

Is the customer always an asshole?
True		False

Are you just a "tracer"?
True		False

Have you ever dated a lesbian?
True		False

Are you a male?
True		False

Have you ever been reffered to as "the dish" ?
True		False

Do you look striking similar to somebody who shares common interests with you?
True		False

Has your appearance ever changed drastically in a mater of mere hours (like, say, a two hundred pound weight gain)?
True		False

Have you and a friend ever been simultanously on the outs with your significant others?
True		False

Has the same person ever busted in on you several times while you were in a dressing room?
True		False

Are you the strong silent type?
True		False

Do you like to screw people in an "uncomfortable place"?
True		False

Do you hatch out plans to cause mass destruction (most likely in public areas)?
True		False

Do you enjoy opera?
True		False

Are you Russian and/or a metalhead?
True		False

Do you want to go to the beach?
True		False

Have you ever been known as "fingercuffs"?
True		False

Is the white man always trying to bring the brothers down?
True		False

Are you a female?
True		False

Have you ever screwed a dead guy?
True		False

HAve you ever had a weight problem?
True		False

Do you have a cousin Walter?
True		False