Do you wear a lot of jewellery?
True		False

Have you ever worked in a dog food factory?
True		False

Is your most treasured possession a large afghan rug?
True		False

Are you incredibly tall?
True		False

Have you ever taken a 20 yard taxi journey to find your hotel?
True		False

Were you born in North Wales?
True		False

Were you born in South Wales?
True		False

Have you ever busked?
True		False

Have you tried to steal a tractor from outside a police station?
True		False

Do you have a hat permanently glued to your head?
True		False

Do you enjoy karaoke?
True		False

Do you play the keyboards like Les Dawson?
True		False

Do you have long hair?
True		False

Have you ever dressed up as a scarecrow?
True		False

Do you have any children?
True		False

Have you ever gotten drunk and woken up in France?
True		False

Were you ever in a punk band?
True		False

Do you find yourself wearing sunglasses when you're not outside?
True		False

When you're in a relationship do you find yourself not washing or brushing your teeth as often as when you started out?
True		False

Have you ever dreamt of being a farmer's wife?
True		False

Have people often referred to you as being like a spaniel?
True		False

At fancy dress parties, were your outfits always the best?
True		False

Do you carry a Barbie handbag around?
True		False

Have you ever gotten drunk on cheap sherry and fallen asleep at a festival?
True		False