Do you prefer writing huge novels instead of poems or short stories?
True		False

Do you enjoy traveling in Europe?
True		False

Do you dream of having Nobel prize of literature?
True		False

Are you a heavy drinker?
True		False

Do you suffer from schizophrenia or paranoia?
True		False

Do you like young women (yes), elder women (no) or just about every woman you come across (not sure)?
True		False

Have you ever danced naked and delirious around a bonfire in your backyard?
True		False

Do you own a toothbrush?
True		False

Are people spellbound by your charismatic personality?
True		False

Are you a household name?
True		False

Have you been married more than twice?
True		False

Have you been tried in court?
True		False

Do you engage in business?
True		False

Is history, especially Finnish history, one of your interests?
True		False

Do you enjoy musical activities?
True		False

Do you seek constantly a political view you can subscribe to?
True		False

Have your works been translated a lot?
True		False

Do you use drugs?
True		False

Do you see yourself as a genius (yes), an intellectual (no) or just a good craftsman
True		False

Do you love life?
True		False