These first questions (one through six) are about you fabled Dream House.Ooh! Okay here we go. Would your Dream House be on a secluded villa on an island in the middle of nowhere?
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Would your Dream House be a luxury yacht, cruising from island to island?
True		False

Look, the only house for you is a palace in the clouds where you are served by drooling serville incompetents, right?
True		False

You're imagining your future and for your perfect house you see a mansion full of trophies and surrounded by beautiful gardens. Breath in that fresh air...he he.
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Your dream house will have a lab and be CRAMMED FULL of little gadgets that don't really do anything. They're just pointless, whimsical inventions which you guard with three secret trapdoors and a pool of pirhana.
True		False

The only house you will live in someday is an armory on the island of Lesbos. Or else you'll have it in for that real estate crackpot.
True		False

Do you have a strong sense of justice and will stand up for your friends?
True		False

Your motto is: "If you can't beat em, arrange to have them beaten."
True		False

These next questions (nine through thriteen) are about your perfect evening. Is your favortie evening spent at the Librarium...ALONE?
True		False

For your perfect evening, (well, actually every evening) are you polishing your armor, sharpening your weapons, coiled in a state of cat-like readiness?
True		False

You can't really think of anything better to do in the evening than just hanging with your best buds, not doing anything in particular.
True		False

Hmm. Your evenings are spent differently, aren't they? None of the above will do! Your best idea for a Friday night is paying someone else to have fun.
True		False

On your perfect Friday night, are you chatting with some villainous cronies, kicking back with a few hemlocks or possibly, blowing up a volcano and talking the head count?
True		False

Come on, tell us about yourself. Are you the last person in the room to get a joke? (Oh, boo-hoo)
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You're gorgeous and you know it....you gaze into a reflection pool every chance you get. (Just please, try not to repeat the Narcissus incident.)
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The next questions (sixteen through nineteen) are about how you prefer people. You like people with friendly, outgoing personalities.
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Are you the opposite of question sixteen? Do you prefer people with quiet, low-key personalities?
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You prefer people with LOTS of money. (Mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!)
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On the other hand,you prefer people with barbeque sauce.
True		False

Back to the personality issue again...Think about the word, 'men.' Do you know their use? Yes, you know men are good for one and only one thing...landfill. (And that also tells people to stay away from you, approach with caution.)
True		False

Are you extremely hyper, very cheerful and extremely unorganized?
True		False

Are you fairly whiney.... Or maybe just a know-it-all that others tend to ignore?
True		False

Are you currently holding two Orgy tickets and are going soon with a special someone. (Maybe you don't have the tickets, you could just like the idea.)
True		False