Are you well...created in a lab?
True		False

Are you the BIGGEST loser in the entire world?
True		False

Are you a servent, with a secret plan?
True		False

Do you like playing with people like they're your toys?
True		False

Do you adapt to your surroundings?
True		False

Do you have a secret hand shake with any of your..."friends"?
True		False

Have you ever been in love?
True		False

Are you often called a slut?
True		False

Do you randomly pop up in the middle of a song and explain what's going on?
True		False

Do you hate where you live, who you live with, want to kill them and go home?
True		False

Are you the head of the house?
True		False

Can you only talk in grunts?
True		False

Are you a chick (yes), a dude (no), or a sweet transvestite (either)?
True		False

Are you named for the rocks in your head and carry the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval (are you stupid and buff)?
True		False

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
True		False

Do you own a Mickey Mouse Club hat?
True		False

Are your clothes often torn to pieces?
True		False

Do you wear lots of makeup?
True		False

Do you have some sort of physical deformity?
True		False

Can you walk on your own, or do you need...a wheel chair?
True		False

Do people often call you an @$$-hole?
True		False

Do you read a lot of books on people and/or aliens?
True		False

Do you have a nephew?
True		False

Do you have a motorcycle and a saxophone?
True		False