I like a girl that's so insane, even I have calm her down!
True		False

I like a girl that analyzes things and ponders stuff like the missing sock/dryer theory, or the formula on why men are always wrong. Constantly.
True		False

I like a girl with big boobies.
True		False

I like a girl who likes collecting non-sensical drab like comics and DVDs and other memorabilia crap.
True		False

I like a girl that can curse like a sailor! Ahoy on the poop deck!
True		False

I like the kind of girl that'll whip me into shape. Hard.
True		False

I like a girl who'll stay out all hours of the night with me, like those silly Goths.
True		False

I like the kind of girl who can drink me under the table.
True		False

I like a girl who likes leather of all varieties.
True		False

I like the kind of girl you can take home to momma. Awww!
True		False

I like a girl who likes that "extreme" type of stuff. Like motocross! Hellz yeah!
True		False

I like a girl who can speak multiple languages, especially dead ones.
True		False

I like a girl who I can comfortably watch porn with... and try the moves later! Bow-chic-a-chic-bow bow!
True		False

I like a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooong jacket!
True		False