Would you force the President to pardon both turkeys?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to be a ballerina?
True		False

Are you afraid of fire, heights or tight spaces?
True		False

Is breakfast your favourite meal of the day?
True		False

Do people ever describe you as 'prickly', 'grouchy' or 'bitter'?
True		False

Can you tell Ed & Larry apart?
True		False

Are you a Charles Dickens fan?
True		False

Are you good at playing pool?
True		False

Will we cure cancer in ten years?
True		False

Do you enjoy playing practical jokes?
True		False

Do you wish you could change your middle name?
True		False

Would you lipsynch to a song for your workmates?
True		False

If an internet message board insulted you, would you reply?
True		False

Do you enjoy watching women's softball?
True		False

Is your hair looking "bouncier and more manageable" these days?
True		False

Do you love to eat pie?
True		False

Do you keep a diary?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to be a fireman/woman?
True		False

Are you a leader?
True		False

Do you love basketball?
True		False

Are you a fan of Yo-Yo Ma?
True		False

Would you take a bullet for the President?
True		False

Are your pyjamas too big for you?
True		False

Do you support the CIA?
True		False