Is football better seen on a TV?
True		False

Do you have hordes of horrible rave remixes on your computer?
True		False

Is the Guess Model your idea of a perfect woman?
True		False

Have you ever said "What the f**k is this s**t?" in relation to Britney Spears?
True		False

Do you have a laptop?
True		False

Do you feel the reason to sing completely random songs at deafening decibals?
True		False

If you play a musical instrument, Do you actually ever practice?
True		False

Do other people tend to make your bed, and leave goodies on it?
True		False

Have you ever noticed that your pillow tends to disappear a lot?
True		False

Do you find t-shirt sheet pillowcases absolutely amazing?
True		False

Do you only ever eat the food, never make it?
True		False

Have the words "Do you know what's a poopah?" passed your lips?
True		False

Do you shed like a banshee?
True		False

Are you the only person on earth without a cellphone?
True		False

Do all your friends rely on you for rides because you're the only one with a car?
True		False

Do you have a sticker that says "God Save the Queens?"
True		False

Is 10 o'clock passed your bedtime?
True		False

Do you think that everybody wants to get in your pants?
True		False

Have you ever returned to your humble abode to discover it shruned in toilet paper?
True		False

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that 'Brothers' is not a gay club?
True		False

Have you ever looked like pirate on a scrub day?
True		False

Does ballroom dancing rock your world?
True		False

Have you ever woken up the Penthouse Girls for breakfast?
True		False

Do the Penthouse Girls believe you when you say you have homework?
True		False