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This quiz tests Are You Ugly? You're so ugly they push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Entertainment Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Entertainment IQ Quiz is based upon the selector Are You Ugly? by Katsuie Shibata.
Test your knowledge of:
You're so ugly they push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Have you ever caused a child to bleed from its eyes with little more then a side glance?
True False

Are you, or were you ever, a virgin?
True False

Are you Scott Maki?
True False

Has anyone offered you oral sex, then offered to pay you for your time?
True False

Do you have different pointy sticks for different hair days?
True False

Do you groom yourself in search of maggots and/or fleas?
True False

Do you secrete more than nine different types of bodily fluids on an average day?
True False

Do you know what smegma smells like?
True False

Did you childhood nickname begin with 'Oh, Christ!'?
True False

Have you been featured on the cover of magazines such as 'Ass Goblins Weekly' and 'Tales from a Elephant's Anus'?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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