Do you enjoy taking computers apart to see how they work?
True		False

Have you ever colored on the wall?
True		False

Are you convinced of the existence of a higher being, and that He is personally taking an interest in your life?
True		False

Has the local zoo ever called your house, asking to borrow one of your pets for their newest exhibit?
True		False

Which is more important, nature (yes) or nurture (no)?
True		False

Do you hate going to the library because your archnemesis works there?
True		False

Has your temper ever set off a smoke alarm?
True		False

Have you ever caught yourself reciting Shakespeare in public?
True		False

When you forget your homework, do you tell the truth (yes) or launch into a dramatic monologue about the follies of the human spirit (no)?
True		False

Are you the perfect star for Grumpier Old Men 3: Final Conflict?
True		False

Do you converse with God daily?
True		False

Is playing catch with a mailbox your idea of a perfect day?
True		False

Do you play percussion? (come on, just admit it --;;)
True		False

Have you ever held a grudge for years at a time?
True		False

Do things have a tendency to explode in your face?
True		False

Do you tend to describe yourself with more than ten words in the same breath?
True		False

Do you tend to pass out in large groups of people?
True		False

Is getting drunk an acceptable way of passing the time?
True		False

Does gender matter (no), or is it more about the joys of actually flirting (yes)?
True		False

If your primary occupation fails, would you ever fall back on teaching?
True		False

Have you ever humped an inanimate object and/or a leg?
True		False

Have you ever been /sure/ you saw a magical person/place/animal, but no one believed you?
True		False

Have you ever tried to invent a magical bong?
True		False

Would you rather be female (yes) or male (no)?
True		False