Do you like fruit?
True		False

Are you short and fat or tall and lanky?
True		False

Do you have children?
True		False

Do Koopa kings constantly kidnap your dates?
True		False

Are you evil?
True		False

Have you ever attempted plumbing of any sort?
True		False

Are you Italian?
True		False

Are you named after any item of food?
True		False

Are these questions irritating you?
True		False

Do you constantly play board games with banks, shops, Millenium stars and Toads on them?
True		False

Are you a Superstar?
True		False

Do you look exactly like someone else except fatter and having a different letter start your name?
True		False

Do you like fighting?
True		False

Can you throw fireballs at will?
True		False

Is your tounge 7ft long?
True		False

Are you female or male?(Yes for female, no for male)
True		False

Do you prefer rescuing to being rescued?
True		False

Do you have an ongoing relationship in which nothing ever happens?
True		False

Do you attempt to make brilliant plans only to have them thwarted by a 5ft tall plumber?
True		False

You are on the last question of the test! Are you relieved?
True		False