Do you go to great lengths to please people?
True		False

Do you often argue about politics?
True		False

Are you a hard-worker who is loved by 2 members of the opposite sex(and one of the same sex)?
True		False

Do you have a friend who is always on the losing side of the argument?
True		False

Have you ever barged into someone's house uninvited?
True		False

Do you force your kids(or anyone for that matter) to perform disgusting tasks for you?
True		False

Sorry if I get a little personal...Are you a homosexual?
True		False

Are you and your husband/wife Nymphomaniacs?
True		False

Are you obsessed with the Bush/Gore debates?
True		False

Do you have to escape from a crazy woman/man who constantly tries to break up your marriage?
True		False

Are you a creature of some sort?
True		False

Are you mentally challenged?
True		False

Do you listen as the person you are obsessed w/ and his/her partner "perform the act"?
True		False

Are you very crusty?
True		False

Do you enjoy the song "It's Raining Men"?
True		False

Are you somewhat of a sexy "goody-two-shoes"?
True		False

Are you a little dense?
True		False

Are you a lawyer who houses several other people?
True		False

Does your friend force you to speak your native language and often misinterpret what you are saying?
True		False

Do you live with your mother?
True		False

Are you a half-wit?
True		False

Do you have a stupid child(C'mon, tell the truth!)?
True		False

Have you ever planned an uninvited vacation to someone's house?
True		False

Are you in love(well...lust) with a married man?
True		False