Do you play the drums?
True		False

Did you ever quit a good job to go back to school?
True		False

Can all this fruit be free?
True		False

Do you have leukemia but are recovering well?
True		False

Do you sound like Kermit the Frog when you sing?
True		False

Do you play the piano?
True		False

Were you born human, but raised by wolves?
True		False

Are you balding?
True		False

Are you interested in static electricity?
True		False

Have you ever written a song about a fatal car accident?
True		False

Do you know the only parking spot that’s free?
True		False

Do you look like a skeleton when you’re naked?
True		False

Did you ever have a big orange Afro?
True		False

Do you play bass?
True		False

Do you have a jazz band with your brother?
True		False

Are you a serious but furious cow?
True		False

Can you whale out some kickin’ solos on an electric guitar?
True		False

Do people sometimes call you Mr. Robertson?
True		False