do you fall out of chairs often?
True		False

do you have a ghetto booty?
True		False

do you play everquest more than you sleep?
True		False

is tackling people very important to you?
True		False

do you often stick your finger in your computer fan?
True		False

did you cry when layne staley died?
True		False

are you a friend of cats?
True		False

do you swear by skim milk?
True		False

have you ever droped a chocolate pie all over the floor?
True		False

have you ever dropped a bowling ball on your head?
True		False

do you feel comfortable with your boxers shoved up your crack?
True		False

is schpache the plache?
True		False

are you determined to stop the violator?
True		False

are you a stubborn control freak?
True		False

can you move your mouth?
True		False

physical fitness?
True		False

do you have a personality of some sort?
True		False

do you participate in "naked" band time?
True		False

"who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
True		False

do you frequently threaten peoples lives?
True		False

big bulge?
True		False

nmc?
True		False

are the eighties dead?
True		False

can you spell?
True		False