Are you currently in the soul suckingest state in the Union?
True		False

Have you been to the emergency room more than five times in your life?
True		False

Will your friends just not leave you alone about being, well, a Rocket Propelled Homo? (Yes, Stubby, this is you)
True		False

Do you have more holes in your body than God put there?
True		False

Have you ever turned a bright shade of crimson while yelling at someone to "get off my book!"?
True		False

Have you used illegal software in the past five days?
True		False

Do video games interfere with your social life?
True		False

ARE video games your social life?
True		False

If he does not stop with the Stubbiness, will you have him circumcised, AGAIN?
True		False

Are you, in fact, from Santa Fe, you f*ck?
True		False

Are you currently living in your hometown?
True		False

Were you at the greatest New Years Bash of all time?
True		False

Are you currently, or were you in high school, in band?
True		False

Have you ever made pelvic thrusting action while standing behind Cock Masterson?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to date one of your bosses/managers?
True		False

Did you ever work at the extention of hell known as McDonald's?
True		False

Are you engaged?
True		False

Has an OS recently screwed your computer over?
True		False

Are you really an 8 foot tall black man?
True		False

Do you just say that you are to get your foot in the (expletive deleted)?
True		False

Have you ever played combat raquetball?
True		False

Has your hair ever been, in part or in whole, blue for longer than two days?
True		False

Would your friends consider you clinically insane?
True		False

And finally, are you female? (Stubby, you can click not sure)
True		False