Do you have a tendency to swear a lot?
True		False

Are you the quiet type?
True		False

Are you even supposed to be here today?
True		False

Do you love comics?
True		False

Do you own your own comic book store?
True		False

Are you gay?
True		False

Are you confused about your sexuality?
True		False

Have you ever been called 'lunchbox'?
True		False

Are you a tracer?
True		False

Do you draw your own comic book?
True		False

Are you a guy (yes) or a girl (no)?
True		False

Have you ever dated a lesbian?
True		False

Do you play darts?
True		False

Have you ever beaten up the Easter Bunny?
True		False

Does the name 'LaFours' strike fear into your heart?
True		False

Would you ever consider crashing a game show to get your girlfriend back?
True		False

Do you work in a video store?
True		False

Has your girlfriend ever made out, unwittingly, with a dead guy in the bathroom?
True		False

Have you ever gone to see a topless psychic?
True		False

Have you ever sold cigarettes to a minor?
True		False

Have you ever given a speech about how Star Wars is racist?
True		False

Do you love Sega Hockey?
True		False

Would you ever close the store to play hockey on the roof?
True		False

Can I take a Gatorade?
True		False