Do you often feign stupidity because you can't be bothered thinking?
True		False

Would you go home from a party from a person who said they were from another planet?
True		False

Do you often make people feel uncomfortable due to your general appearance or attitude?
True		False

Would you eat part of a cow if it told you to?
True		False

Do you often comment to yourself on the stupidity of humankind?
True		False

Do you have any particular aversion to Thursdays?
True		False

Do you often feel the urge to create/imbibe highly dangerous alcoholic drinks?
True		False

Are you currently depressed?
True		False

Do you *always* know where your towel is?
True		False

Are you mostly harmless?
True		False

Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea?
True		False

Is there sarcasm where you come from?
True		False

Do you play drinking games to lose?
True		False