Do you live life from convention to convention?
True		False

Have you ever woken up at a con one morning and forgotten the name of the person you slept with the night before?
True		False

Has anyone ever come up to you after your cosplay skit and said "You stole 8 minutes of my life...AND I WANT THEM BACK!!!"?
True		False

Have you ever killed a fellow cosplayer in cold blood because they wanted to cosplay as the same girly bishonen pansy that you wanted to?
True		False

Is your blood-alcohol level so high that Dave Zyn stuck at tap to your veins and started serving you to the Big Fire party?
True		False

Do people actually like you?
True		False

If no or not sure, are you just saying that so people will think you're humble?
True		False

I thought so...Anyway, Is everyone who likes dubs going to hell?
True		False

Are you stinky?
True		False

Do chicks dig you?
True		False

Do you make fun of fanboys, but would wither away and die if they all stopped paying attention to you?
True		False

Are you convinced that the Secret Masters of Fandom are conspiring to make people not like you?
True		False

Are you a Secret Master of Fandom?
True		False

While working on your latest over-priced yet incredibly detailed costume, have you ever stopped and realize that you've waisted your entire life and that suicide is the only answer, only to figure you just need more caffeine in your bloodstream?
True		False

Do you have Osamu Tezuka's remains hidden in your bedroom?
True		False

Do you keep a cool-head around attractive members of the opposite sex at conventions by spending the day before AND after masturbating?
True		False

Do you wear tights, women's clothing, or just a diaper when, honestly, you really shouldn't?
True		False

Are you just really insecure and can only compensate for this by trying to get as many people at cons to love you as possible...or do you just make these lame quizes?
True		False

Do you seem to think you helped pioneer the art of cosplay?
True		False

If no or not sure, are you trying to act humble again?
True		False

Do you find yourself mysteriously drawn to the site of a camera?
True		False

Do you check Squaresoft's website every hour on the hour to get character designs of the newest scanlty clad bimbo or over-rated pretty boy so that you can be the first to cosplay from the latest Final Fantasy travesty?
True		False

Are you a god?
True		False

Ray, if somebody asks you if you're a god, YOU SAY YES!! So, we're you offended by this quiz?(if no, wait until you read the results)
True		False