Are you very tall?
True		False

Are you very short?
True		False

Do you have long hair?
True		False

Do you have short hair?
True		False

Is your hair naturally colored?
True		False

Do you avoid cameras?
True		False

Do cameras avoid you?
True		False

Do you have long, supple, talented fingers?
True		False

Does your hair flop around carelessly?
True		False

Do YOU flop around carelessly?
True		False

Does EVERYBODY (male, female, animal) think you are sexy?
True		False

Do you like to jump around and yell "NYA NYA!!"?
True		False

Do people often forget about you?
True		False

Do you have a ghetto booty?
True		False

Are you the most talented guitarist EVER?
True		False

Do people overlook your talent for your looks?
True		False

Do you know how to play string instruments other than guitar?
True		False

Do you hide behind a drumset?
True		False

If you were a man, would you let another man hump you in public?
True		False

If you were a man, would you let another man push your face in his crotch in public?
True		False

Do you have sexy, pouty lips?
True		False

How about a sexy, cut tummy?
True		False

Do you like tight pants?
True		False

Are you even a musician anyway, you sorry bastard?
True		False