Do you prefer poetry to prose?
True		False

Are you a raging alcoholic?
True		False

Do you usually write while drunk?
True		False

Do you like outdoor activities?
True		False

If you had the money, would you rather live in Europe than America?
True		False

Are you an eccentric recluse?
True		False

Do you get wasted after just one or two drinks?
True		False

Do you like smoking opium or pot?
True		False

Do people tend to question your sexuality?
True		False

Is your writing dark and/or macabre?
True		False

Do you hate women?
True		False

Does your writing celebrate life?
True		False

Have you ever thought seriously about suicide?
True		False

Do you often struggle to understand/discover your roots?
True		False

Would you rather have a longer writing career than a shorter one?
True		False