Do you tend to wear whatever is clean?
True		False

Are you often found sporting a band tee or sweater, with buttons galore?
True		False

Are you an accessories lover?
True		False

Do you like wearing shorts, sandals, and sunglasses as much as possible?
True		False

Are there many shades of black or army green in your closet?
True		False

Are you secretly afraid of cats?
True		False

Are you secretly a sex addict (saucy!)?
True		False

Are you secretly terrified of pay phones?
True		False

Are you secretly disfunctional around scientologists?
True		False

Are you secretly fond of discussing Elvis and Marilyn Manson?
True		False

Is there any way you could manage to injure yourself while watching the Simpsons?
True		False

Does drinking tea and Scrabble sound like a night of fun to you?
True		False

Would driving to LA to live in Fran Healy's car for a while seem familiar?
True		False

Do you like to go on walks with your camera and loved one?
True		False

Are you usually surfing the net and writing poetry, while eating pretzels and sipping hot chocolate?
True		False

Do strangers think of you as safely unanimous?
True		False

Do strangers think of you as a chic vogue cutie (pfft, you wish!)?
True		False

Do strangers think of you as deep, innocent, and spiritual?
True		False

Do strangers think of you as soft-spoken?
True		False

Do strangers think of you as a shy lil' genius?
True		False

Would average people be frightened by your detailed descriptions of nightmares involving chickenheads?
True		False

Would average people be frightened by your Frequent "OM AMARANIZI WENTIVE SOHA" rants?
True		False

Would average people be frightened by your Bizarre musical contraptions...(the more animal noises, the better!)?
True		False

Would average people be frightened by your Fierce urge to kill the Barenaked Ladies and other bands you despise?
True		False