Are you inquisitive in nature?
True		False

Do you love and want to protect all children?
True		False

Are you fond of the absurd?
True		False

Are you deceptive?
True		False

If so, do you hate yourself for it?
True		False

Are you always sad?
True		False

Do people come to you for advice?
True		False

Do you often tell long and sad tales?
True		False

Do you like to trick people into being killed?
True		False

Do you over-spice your food?
True		False

Do you fall asleep in the middle of a story?
True		False

Are you always in a hurry?
True		False

Is everything you say twisted with a deeper meaning?
True		False

Are you on the side of good?
True		False

Are you pure evil?
True		False

Are you a freakish creature?
True		False

When you are finished speaking to someone, do you suddenly vanish?
True		False

Are your offspring likely to be reminiscent of swine?
True		False

Are you dependent upon massive amounts of drugs?
True		False

Have any royal blood, or are you a deity?
True		False

Do you throw things when you're angry?
True		False

Are you completely fake?
True		False

Is your height a variable?
True		False

Are you a slave to the time?
True		False