Do you like playing with fire?
True		False

Do you own a lighter even though you don't smoke - just for recreational purposes?
True		False

Do you feel the need to extend the flame to about 3 feet high?
True		False

Would you use any of these words to describe yourself: Stooopid, sucky, daft?
True		False

Do you have a girl/boyfriend?
True		False

Have THEY ever used any of the above words to describe you?
True		False

Have you ever carved "dumbass" onto a body part so you don't forget just how much of one you really are?
True		False

Jackass, brilliant (yes) or just plain daft (no)?
True		False

Do YOU enjoy finding new and exotic ways to injure yourself?
True		False

Do you find it funny to sign a poor, innocent friend up to a porn site?
True		False

Have you ever forwarded a chain e-mail in the vain hope that what it promises will ACTUALLY come true?
True		False

Do you consider yourself to be alternative just because you watch MTV2?
True		False

When asked for your phone number, do you rely on your friends to tell you what it is because you never call YOURSELF?
True		False

Do you find yourself suffering from vomiting, bouts of unconsciousness and eventual death?
True		False

Have you ever eaten plasticine?
True		False

Truthfully now, did you enjoy it?
True		False

Do you spend far too much of your life filling in selectors?
True		False

Do you complete more than your fair share of coolness selectors, just to reassure yourself?
True		False

And do you find yourself STILL getting them wrong, because let's face it, you can't even second guess the shallowest of questions?
True		False

Did you just spend the last 10 mins trying to answer these questions in a way to make you sound as un-sucky as possible?
True		False