Are you male[yes] or female[no]?
True		False

Do you have five bulets in your chest?
True		False

Are you a giant?
True		False

Do you have an amazing tattoo that spans your entire back?
True		False

Are you a woman posing as a man?
True		False

Do you enjoy growing Opium crops?
True		False

Do you enjoy burning down Opium crops?
True		False

Do you have super human strength?
True		False

Do you like the taste of blood?
True		False

Do you have a glass eye?
True		False

Are you able to turn into a giant beast at will?
True		False

Are you the most reatarded boy ever born?
True		False

Do you know how to play a leaf like the flute?
True		False

Are you out for blood?
True		False

Did you eat a whole horse just for the hell of it?
True		False

Do you get gruesomely/awesomely killed in a kung-fu fight?
True		False

Do you have the worst hair-style of any man alive or dead?
True		False

Do you have no problem with de-facing a cemetary?
True		False

Do you like pornography?
True		False

Are you always around encouraging fights to happen, yet too wussy to get in one yourself?
True		False

Are you supposed to always be around, keeping fights from breaking out; but never to be found when one does break out?
True		False

Are you disgustingly fat?
True		False

Did you throw yourself off the roof of a building once - and die?
True		False

Are you a big bully, but when it's your turn to be threatened, you totally freak out and pee your pants?
True		False