Are you large and in charge?
True		False

Do you prefer white clothing (yes) or Blue Clothing (no)?
True		False

Do you like Shotguns?
True		False

Would you like, one day, to work on the Top Floor?
True		False

Do you like Big Cannons?
True		False

Do you like long swords?
True		False

Do you perform stupid experiments on your pets?
True		False

Do you have long hair?
True		False

Do you like tea with lard in it?
True		False

Do you think about money more than you think about sex?
True		False

Have you slapped a woman (or man) before?
True		False

Do you have blond hair?
True		False

Are you bald or balding?
True		False

Do you have a goatee?
True		False

Do you have that strange feeling of wanting to say "Gyahahaha"?
True		False

If not, how about "Kyahahahaha"?
True		False

Do you feel you can lead a large corrupt city such as Chicago?
True		False

Are you a coward?
True		False

Are you manipulative?
True		False

Do you feel you wasted your time here?
True		False