Do you enjoy performing acts of ultra-violence?
True		False

Do you like to play the old in-out-in-out on young devotchkas with horrorshow groodies?
True		False

Would you ever betray your droogs?
True		False

Have you ever been to jail?
True		False

Are you a milicent?
True		False

Are you a devotchka?
True		False

Are you a malchick?
True		False

Do you wear fake eyelashes?
True		False

Do you weep a lot?
True		False

Do you like to slooshy pop music (yes) or Ludwig Van (no)
True		False

Did you WRITE A Clockwork Orange?
True		False

Do you like to viddy bits of ultra-violence?
True		False

Do you like moloko?
True		False

with knifes to sharpen you up?
True		False

Are you over the age of 30?
True		False

Camoflauge (yes) white (no) other (not sure)
True		False

Horrorshow!
True		False

Do you like cats?
True		False

Do you speak nadsat?
True		False

Have you ever been a fetus?
True		False

Are you lodging in the home you are staying in?
True		False

Are you married?
True		False

Do you want to get married at some point?
True		False

Chai?
True		False