Are you impulsive?
True		False

Are you fairly certain you're not the same species as everyone else?
True		False

Can theft be classified as a sport?
True		False

Answer Yes for fists or blunt instruments. Answer No for pointy things.
True		False

Are you creative?
True		False

Do you frequently disobey people in positions of authority?
True		False

Were things better back in your day? Despite the fact that you had to walk uphill to school both ways?
True		False

Do you rebuff the clumsy advances of oafs?
True		False

Do you enjoy being in charge?
True		False

Answer Yes if you suspect your death to be dramatic and full of pathos; answer No if you just plan to kick the bucket at some unspecified time in the future.
True		False

Do you learn your tricks from others (yes) or develop them from within? (no)
True		False

Do people characterize you as 'happy go-lucky' or as possessing 'attitude'?
True		False

Do the strong survive and the weak perish?
True		False

Do you get along with our furry, feathered friends?
True		False

Have you at some point in your life repented your evil ways?
True		False

Do you have trouble sharing your feelings?
True		False

Have you at times questioned whether your feelings, in fact, ever actually existed?
True		False

Are you haunted by the death of a loved one?
True		False

Answer Yes for 'look before you leap', No for 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'
True		False

Are you a Man (or Woman) of Honor?
True		False

Do you have a distinctive vocal peculiarity?
True		False

Are you smooth with the ladies? (or dudes?)
True		False

Do you have dem happy feets?
True		False

Are you feral?
True		False