You are brilliant.
True		False

You think you’re brilliant.
True		False

You are a little short lady who SHOUTS, regardless of fault or common sense.
True		False

You’re passionate about teaching and always keep the student’s best interest in mind.
True		False

You smile, sweetly.
True		False

You smile, mockingly.
True		False

You’ve got *crazy* hair.
True		False

You could care less who passes your class and who doesn’t. You spend each 90-minute block making jokes and surfing the internet. On occasion, you will solve some physics problems on the whiteboard. You may or may not actually teach physics.
True		False

You write English real good and always spell things write.
True		False

You never hesitate to help a student, even during a test.
True		False

You habla espanol, but only a veces.
True		False

You sometimes forget that you are absentminded.
True		False

You demonstrate your confidence in job security by openly mocking the administration.
True		False

You’re witty and lovably cynical.
True		False

You like fire.
True		False

You slightingly refer to the currents of the Atlantic Ocean as "pussy waves."
True		False

You loathe your teaching partner.
True		False

You have often been mistaken for the living dead.
True		False

You go to faculty meetings exclusively to check out the male teachers.
True		False

Your class is a bore. You are a bore. Your capacity for boredom is only matched by your vast unsightliness.
True		False

You wear hot cow pants.
True		False