Do you wax your legs?
True		False

Are you from west virignia, you sunuvabitch?
True		False

Are you, in any way, ghetto? i.e. crusty bangs, too much foundation, good at ghetto dancing, carry a cell phone everywhere, etc.
True		False

Have you ever been mistaken for somebody half your age?
True		False

Do you adore/can you not live without potatos?
True		False

Are you amish or strongly affiliated with amish people, by living with them or going to school with them, or churning your own butter?
True		False

Are you madly in love with Bob Dylan?
True		False

Are you madly in love with anime?
True		False

Have you ever been confused with somebody named Liz?
True		False

Do you often walk around with no pants at night, trying to do your laundry, making people scream 'get some pants on that kid!!!'
True		False

Have you ever roomed with a person with the word 'attack' after their name? i.e. sally attack, betty attack, ethel attack, etc.
True		False

Do you own a 'butt album' which contains pictures of, exclusivly, men's butts [and damn nice ones at that]?
True		False

Do you have excruciatingly long hair?
True		False

Have you ever owned a shirt with holes all over it, that you or a friend put there, on purpose?
True		False

Have you ever taught a yoga class, impromptu or otherwise?
True		False

Have you ever woken up late after having a sleepover and had to get dressed and run to class in less that 2 minutes?
True		False

Are you a queen fanatic?
True		False

Are you morbidly obese and disgusting?
True		False

Have you ever been considered a 'beretta bitch'?
True		False