Are you male (not just half)?
True		False

Would you say you're the stoic brooding type?
True		False

...or are you chipper and friendly?
True		False

Do you ever watch people suffer for your own enjoyment?
True		False

Did you run out on your family because you think all your stupid siblings are full of shit?
True		False

Have you ever had a total makeover (i.e. change in style of dress, field of profession, personality, and level of sanity)?
True		False

Do you have any pets?
True		False

Do you walk around naked and mutilate yourself?
True		False

Do you know everything that was, is and will be?
True		False

Do you have a thing for tophats, umbrellas, and ancient egyptian sigils?
True		False

Were you ever locked up in a big glass jar type thingy for... like... a wicked long time?
True		False

Have you ever tried to kill one of your siblings?
True		False

Do you have a twin sister... or brother/sister?
True		False

Do you like mazes?
True		False

Have you ever tried telephone flavored icecream?
True		False

Do you consider yourself artistic?
True		False

Does the "grim reaper" shtick piss you off?
True		False

Have you ever sent an ex-lover to hell?
True		False

Have you ever sought out Destruction?
True		False

Do you have an action figure modeled after yourself?
True		False