The world revolves around you. When people talk, it's because they are admiring you. When they fight, it is over your attentions. No one is better than you because you are so utterly amazing that stars stalk you for your autograph. In short, you are known to be arrogant.
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You've never seen the color of your natural skin tone. This being because you spend all of your time outdoors and don't wear any sun block. Skimpy shorts are just a plus.
True		False

Success is something you measure by material wealth, the size and competence on one's entourage, and the quality of one's suit. No bargain basement deals here!
True		False

You have been - or are in the process of being - convicted of felony assault. It should have been manslaughter, but either you goofed, or had someone else pay for a damn good lawyer.
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You often use humor as a defense mechanism and but rarely express your true feelings and/or opinions in a serious manner lest you be ridiculed for them.
True		False

You have ever hyperventilated or fainted when faced with a stressful situation.
True		False

You are a model. Not a Sears-catalogue-realistic-figure model mind you. A bona fide, jutting ribs, bony butted, pathetically starved excuse for a human being model. That or you at least have the figure of one.
True		False

You have absolutely no idea what it would be like to see an "A" at the top of your test sheet. "B"s too for that matter. It's a miracle you can even read this test.
True		False

You are a card carrying member of the NRA - or a local equivalent. That, or you keep - legally or illegally - a handgun hidden underneath all that clean underwear your Mother buys you.
True		False

You sing. Loudly. When other people are present.
True		False

When asked for the capital of your own state, you automatically respond with the name of the city with the best sports team.
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Sexuality is something you choose to omit, not practice.
True		False

Your parents aren't dead or overseas, yet you spent most of your formative teen years being raised by someone else.
True		False

You're a neat freak.
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You have ever been involved in an incestuous relationship with one (or more) of your immediate family. Intense incestuous fantasies (the wet dream kind!) count too.
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You loved Kevin Costner in "The Bodyguard" but never understood the ending. For some reason, that inspired you to pursue a career in law enforcement.
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You actually believe that one day you might meet your idol. The two of you will fall madly in love, will marry, and raise a picture perfect family together. In the meantime, you run several fan shrines/clubs, have made your own merchandise, own all the licensed merchandise, and sent them sexy underwear for Christmas.
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You think communism is great. If it fails, it only does so because some idiot wasn't doing his job, and that person should be shot. Repeatedly.
True		False

You eat, sleep, live, and breathe the discipline of your career. Martial arts, performing arts, military, whichever: if someone wants to get your attention, they must refer to this.
True		False

You've crossed the fine line between love and obsession and now possessively stalk the object of your affections and viciously lash out at any and all competition there might be for their attentions. Bonus points if you never got caught at it.
True		False

You have, are likely to have, or are not against having children out of wedlock.
True		False

Your life revolves around your job. You work long hours, your party scene consists of company functions. You can't be asked to work overtime because your home is your alternate office, and when they make you retire you will likely die.
True		False

You follow sports, yet know absolutely nothing about them. The sport itself is irrelevant. You have your own reason for watching.
True		False

You know EXACTLY where this line is from: "I don't care! Just one drink! Give me al-co-hooooooowl-ru!"
True		False