Do you spend your days lounging on velvety, purple overstuffed furniture?
True		False

Do the computer chips dangling from your ears match the fly on your pleather pants?
True		False

Do you find yourself singing along with that Gregorian Chants CD you bought at that new store, Knights of the Turntable?
True		False

Would your great great grandmother roll over in her grave if she knew you'd stolen that shirt out of her coffin?
True		False

Do you find yourself frequently blinded by the glare off that glitter in your eyelashes?
True		False

Would you be 3 inches taller if it weren't for that enormous jade broach weighing you down?
True		False

Do you find yourself often tripping over the satin trim of your shirtsleeves?
True		False

Is that fishnet (no) or is your shirt just full of holes(yes)?
True		False

Were you Cleopatra in a past life?
True		False

Your mother's cousin's husband is a drag queen and he is faaaabulous!
True		False

Do mummy's make great coat racks?
True		False

Do ashes make great eyeshadow?
True		False

Don't microprocessors make excellent accessories?
True		False

Do you hang crucifixes from all your protruding body parts?
True		False

Haven't you always wanted to be a geisha...I mean...aren't chopsticks great hair accessories?
True		False

Does your kid brother use your old clothes to play Slip N Slide?
True		False

Don't packing crates make great entertainment centers?
True		False

You know someday your prince will come, but in the mean time frogs are just sooo kissable.
True		False

Have you ever worn edible jewelry ( I mean...in the past few months...or last week...You're wearing it now, aren't you?)
True		False

Are you jumping up and down with excitement that you'll soon discover your inner goth?
True		False