You are male.
True		False

You are over the age of 18.
True		False

You are over the age of 35.
True		False

You live in your parents' basement.
True		False

You are Oriental.
True		False

Your sex organs can be seen without the aide of a magnifying glass.
True		False

You are a "Magnum."
True		False

You like intelligence in a woman.
True		False

Your definition of a funny woman is one who laughs at your jokes.
True		False

You like women with high voices.
True		False

You have graduated, or plan to graduate from college.
True		False

You have a decent job.
True		False

You like to be tied up.
True		False

Your definition of a funny woman is one that makes you laugh.
True		False

You weigh less than 300 lbs.
True		False

You like large breasts.
True		False

Redheads are the best.
True		False

Blondes are useless and disposable
True		False

You like submissive women.
True		False

You like women who think and do for themselves.
True		False

You have an "odor."
True		False

You have reasonably clear skin.
True		False

You like Trigun.
True		False

You like to spend money on me.
True		False