Are you male?
True		False

Can't other people tell? (Not sure - No one's made that mistake once they've seen me naked.)
True		False

Are you whorey? (Not sure - No one will touch me)
True		False

Are you extremely short? Yes, No - I'm tall, Not sure - I'm Long)
True		False

Are you noticable or just kind of comic relief/background scenery to contrast your extraordinary partner? (Yes, I stand out or No I'm comic relief. Not sure - My partner is the most annoying thing I've ever seen, I can't stand him and I'm glad he's been kidnapped!)
True		False

Do you set fires? (Not sure - I set Pants on fire)
True		False

Bois or Girls? (yes for bois no for girls, not sure - both/neither/notsure)
True		False

Do you know who the Ruiner and Defiler REALLY are? (Not sure - I should, you know, but I'm too wrapped up in my hair)
True		False

Do you like pirates? (Yes - If I weren't one I'd sleep with one! No - Pirates are foul and scurvy. Not Sure - If one offended me, I'd NAIL him with a coathanger!)
True		False

Are you Evil? (Not sure - I'm so bad I eat blue paint)
True		False

Do you like drugs? (Not sure - I don't remember.. I don't remember much. I don't remember my real name. I don't remember my last girlfriend. Oh my god..WHY AM I WEARING THIS STRIPED SHIRT?!)
True		False

Do you like Rocky Horror and Velvet Goldmine? (Not sure - Yeah.. I wanna be a superhero.. But they have to be..Good..and stuff..)
True		False

Are you brave or cowardly? (yes is brave no is cowardly Not sure - I must be blind and possibly extremely drunk to be wearing this.)
True		False

Do you wish your hair was pink? (Not sure - I wish my hair had more of a purple tinge.)
True		False

Do you wear lots of leather and/or zippers? (Not sure: "I COMMAND THE SAMSA LEGIONS!")
True		False

Spandex and/or chains? (Not sure; "HEY! I was MOLESTED by those Samsa Legions!")
True		False

Did YOU sleep with "Spark Plug"/"Beverly" too? (if you're not sure PLEASE get tested for STD's)
True		False

The Defiler is (Yes - Adorable, I LOVE him. No - A tiny little prick, Not sure - Someone I wish I knew.)
True		False

Do you stand up for those bigger yet more cowardly than yourself? (Not sure - There ARE none bigger and more cowardly than myself)
True		False

Are you twins? (Yes - of course we are! No - don't be silly.. she's my mirror complexion! Not sure - I've never seen that person before in my life!)
True		False

Do you like the colour orange? (Yes - I wear it every day. No - It repulses me. Not sure - I'm just an inanimate object with bad luck)
True		False

Do you play an instrument or sing? 4 (Yes - Not ONLY do I play guitar, but I ALSO play bass, and I even sing too... No - I only play my instrument, Not sure - I'm impatient! you suck! I hate this test, make it shorter. Gimme drugs!)
True		False

Love is: (Yes - Nescessary. No - Not something I EVER care to experience again. Not sure - I'm nailing my best friend.)
True		False

Is Darren out to get you?
True		False