Have you ever had gender confusion?
True		False

Are you manipulative, conniving and self-absorbed?
True		False

Do you often say stupid things and then wish you could take them back, but you're too stubborn to admit your fault?
True		False

Do you change shape when splashed with cold/hot water?
True		False

Do you wish you could tell that special someone that you care about them?
True		False

Do you suffer from unrequited love?
True		False

Do you believe you are very wise and must impart your wisdom upon others?
True		False

Is your body a lethal weapon?
True		False

Are you known for carrying around a great deal of objects and surprising people with what you have on your person?
True		False

Does the idea of swimming give you butterflies in your stomach and make you want to sink like a lead weight?
True		False

Do you prefer dogs over cats?
True		False

Would you be willing to humiliate yourself for the one you love?
True		False

Do you speak more than one language?
True		False

Is family more important to you than personal gain?
True		False

Does your affinity for eating border on gluttony?
True		False

Do you have a good sense of direction?
True		False

Do you have a maniacal laugh?
True		False

Do you like Shakespeare?
True		False

Do you cook well?
True		False

Are you inclined towards violent outbursts in which people get hurt?
True		False