Are you straight, but wish you weren't?
True		False

Do you worship satan?
True		False

Are you a redneck?
True		False

Do you like photography?
True		False

Drugs, anyone?
True		False

Are you a Kung-Fu man?
True		False

Do you play with yourself a lot?
True		False

Are you a woman with a goatee?
True		False

Ever been in a porno?
True		False

Is your hair more than a foot tall?
True		False

Do you bleach your hair?
True		False

Are you the ringleader of a terrorist organization willing to die for its cause?
True		False

Do you like styling other people's hair?
True		False

Ever drank goat urine?
True		False

Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls?
True		False

Are you really touchy?
True		False

Do you have a scruffy beard?
True		False

Are you a DJ gone outlaw?
True		False

Are you the weakling of your terrorist group?
True		False

Ever stolen money from a box office?
True		False

Have you been at the bottom of a human pile?
True		False

Are you a ghetto queen?
True		False

Would you like a martini?
True		False

Do your followers see to your every command?
True		False