have you ever noticed white flakes on your shoulders?
True		False

has a broomstick ever come near to your rectum?
True		False

have all your "famous" relatives been failures?
True		False

Are your fingers and toes abnormally long?
True		False

Ever had a Tug On Your Sofa?
True		False

Are you banned from primary schools?
True		False

Have you ever, when you were really desperate (actually you weren't you just enjoyed it) bummed your mum for superglue?
True		False

Do you resemble a french fry in any way?
True		False

Do you shit in woods?
True		False

Are you a squaddy?
True		False

If yes to 10, do you look down on other squaddies who don't buy their uniform from next?
True		False

Have you ever had a tug in bed, then when your mum found out, told her you were having a midnight feast of yogurt?
True		False

Can you fall with style?
True		False

Have you ever though of sliting your wrists?
True		False

Do boils occasionally engulf your nose, thus improving your looks?
True		False

Do your parents rule the nation?
True		False

Unlike most kids, have you never grown out of your unhealthy fascination with dinosaur's?(oh my t-rex your so scaly)
True		False

If you go to heaven do you fully expect god to get up, pat his chair and say "here you go pete, just keeping it warm for you"?
True		False

Do you make a habit or being dumb and bearish?
True		False

Have you ever tried to become someone else, starting by copying their dress sense?
True		False

Have your cheeks ever been likened to frying pans?
True		False

Could someone do a good impression of you by shaving their head and putting a mop on their head?
True		False

Do your parents love you so much that they've left the country?
True		False

Do you sometimes get a craving for bananas?
True		False