Do people often tease you about your midget-like stature?
True		False

Do you love to be in charge?
True		False

Do you wear skirts?
True		False

Do you own a copy of "Cannibal! The Musical"?
True		False

Did you (or would you) go through rush for a fraternity or sorority?
True		False

Do people often refer to you by both your first and last name?
True		False

Do you live within 10 feet of several young men who are all obsessed with porn?
True		False

Are you funny enough... to kill?
True		False

Do you think that Reese Witherspoon is an amazing actress?
True		False

Are you old enough to buy alcohol?
True		False

Do you have an unhealthy obsession with eating dead babies?
True		False

Have you ever been asked to pose nude for an advertisement?
True		False

Are you one of the Lost Children of Rockdale County?
True		False

Have you ever been called "Sir Drinks-A-Lot"?
True		False

Can you play a musical instrument?
True		False

The slap bracelet.
True		False

Do you own a car?
True		False

Are you more like Drew Carey than anyone else on Whose Line?
True		False

Are you single?
True		False

Have you been in the troupe for more than one season?
True		False

Are you often the youngest in a large group of people?
True		False

Have you ever dated a member of the troupe?
True		False

Have you ever been involved with the troupe in any way as a non-member?
True		False