A SelectSmart.com Selector by Andrew Dubay
This was created in the dark, damp, and cobweb-covered area in which my mind resides. I've been wanting to make this test for a while, and...yeah.
Because I can't find a way to get the profiles for the elements, I'll write them here:
Hydrogen-A bit lightheaded and fun loving, you're also irresponsible. You have a wonderful sense of humor, though, and brighten anyone's day. Ypu also hold emotions inside for a while and release them on unsuspecting victims.
Mercury: Intelligent and dedicated, you're a social outcast. Very few people really like you, but you don't really care. You can take insults well and probably have a good sense of humor, too.
Uranium: Is that an earth-shattering KABOOM I hear? If you're uranium, it may very well be. You're violent and pretty stupid. You lack dedication and are mostly insecure, but you are considered "fun" by most people.
The Alkali Metals: You're very reactive. Even dropping a thumbnail of you in something as innocent as water causes a large explosion. You're not really violent, but you have a short fuse.
The Noble Gases: You're calm, reserved, and intelligent. You typically arn't a very fun person unless you really try. Analytical and non-violent, you're very unreactive.
Iron: Cold of heart and nearly impossible to break through, not much stands in your way. You don't care. You're a little violent, and perhaps a little nuts, too.
Unnilpentium: The smartest of the bunch, you always have your head on straight. Never taking unnecessary risks, you take a long time to make a decision, but it's usually the right one.
Oxygen: Everyone's heard of you, and everyone loves you. Caring and sympathetic, you're still fun to be around. An integral part of most of our lives, you don't make snap judgements, but you don't take too long.
Silicon: Common sand, you're useful as a pocket knife. Of average intelligence, you can make intelligent decisions quickly. You're probably a good liar, too.
Gold: Everyone knows you, everyone wants to be your friend. Gaudy and popular, you scrutinize people to the highest standards. You're really not intelligent, or much fun to be around.
Plutonium: You're some really nasty stuff! You're pretty smart though. Not as aggressive as Uranium, you're just as deadly, just not all at once. You exert killer fumes, just by being present, and with the right coaxing, you are highly explosive. Items from Amazon.com you might like. See the poll based on this selector.
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