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1. Do you live across the street from me?
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2. Does your car look like a space shuttle?
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3. Are you grotesquely overweight and pseudogoth?
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4. Have you ever lived with Stinky Mc Fat Ass?
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5. Do you wear far too much make up?
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6. Are your breasts disproportionally large to the rest of your body?
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7. Do you have a scary horse that should trample Pig Satan?
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8. Do you have anything besides your ears pierced? a lip, perhaps?
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9. Are you what I might call an "evil dwarf," being that your evil, and under 5' 5" tall?
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10. Do you brag about being off on your own, even though your parents dictate what you can do, and pay your bills?
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11. I cant think of a question, so... are you Mike? hehe
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12. Do you wrestle over things of little value? IE pennies...
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13. Did you steal my moms fake boobs by smuggling them out in your pants?
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14. Do you cry over the opposite sex far more often than you should
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15. Does the phrase "I'll never tell" make you laugh lots?
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16. Would you like to make more chocolate covered pretzels?
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17. Do you think smokin' weed is a cool way to spend Friday nights?
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18. Do you weigh less than me, you bastard?
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19. Are you "one of mah niggas"? (cuz we be so black here in the ghetto!)
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20. Do you eat like a glutton and not get fat? (I hate you :P )
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21. WHO ELSE GOT THE BOOTY WITH ME?! (yes-if you do, no-if you don't, der)
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22. Are you still in High School? hahahahahahahah
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23. Are you out of high school, and still livng in Girard/Lake City?! we're sad
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24. Do your ex-friends family hate you cuz you tried to help their idiot child?
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