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The first selector question is below.


1. Does age matter when you drink?
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2. Do you drink late?
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3. Do you play sports?
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High Medium Low

4. Have you ever drank to much and felt like total crap the next day?
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High Medium Low

5. Does the name Pluto make you confused?
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High Medium Low

6. Is Pepsi good when your drunk?
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High Medium Low

7. Can you watch TV when your drunk?
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High Medium Low

8. Are you still in school?
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High Medium Low

9. Have you puked when you drink?
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High Medium Low

10. Is beer good?
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High Medium Low

11. Is vodka good?
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High Medium Low

12. Do you like Brown Liquor?
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High Medium Low

13. Does your mom hate you?
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High Medium Low

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