2. Have you ever committed any of the follwing atrocities: murder, theft, arson, oral sex, run for office, smoked a joint, killed a hamster (even by accident), boycotted napster, destroyed napster (Thanks for nothing, Lars!!), screwed your roommate, screwed your roommate's mom/dad, participated in any type of e-drama, or mailed anthrax to your local neighborhood senator?
Prioritize your choice above: