The top 8 What's your quote? results of 26 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What's your quote?.

#1	76.9%	"Um, yeah." Or you have no quote. You're too boring, or lazy, or something.
#2	15.4%	When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
#3	3.8%	It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.
#4	3.8%	The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
#5	0.0%	Bist du interassant?
#6	0.0%	For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.
#7	0.0%	Integrity is not how you act when others are looking, but how you act when no one is around.
#8	0.0%	yay