The top 5 Why do you suck? results of 32 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Why do you suck?.

#1	68.8%	You suck because you have no taste. This is bad, but it can be solved. Therefore, you don't suck too much.
#2	21.9%	You don't suck (suprisingly enough). Don't get too cocky though, Jill is of course still way cooler than you.
#3	6.3%	You suck because you are a dirty hippy. You suck so much, take a damn shower you tree hugger.
#4	3.1%	You suck because you are a major wimp. Grow some balls, damn you suck a lot.
#5	0.0%	You suck because you don't know that Jill is god. You suck a lot for this. Worship me!