The top 5 What's your stoner rating? results of 327 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What's your stoner rating?.

#1	83.2%	You have become one with the weed. You're a total pothead.
#2	15.6%	Just an average pothead.
#3	1.2%	What, are you afraid of weed?
#4	0.0%	Symptoms of potheadedness have not yet begun to show.
#5	0.0%	You're sober sometimes -- but not often.