Ecstasy. You are the ravest of dance parties, a must for the all night rave! Exciting company you make people feel sexy, sensuality and generally ecstatic. You make people feel close, at one with each other but can also make people feel nauseous and anxious.If you spend a lot of time with someone they tend to be hallucinating, they cant see clearly and feel like they are getting carried away with you. When you spend way too much time with people you fuck up their brain, heart and liver. However, after spending a wopping wonderful night with you, the next day people get depressed thinking of you and how much they miss you. They get love sick and don't want to eat, they cant sleep, they feel sore in their muscles and cant concentrate for very long as they dream of when they will spend an exhilarating time with you again on the dance floor at the very next rave party. Fortunately for people, the more they see of you the more they realise how bad you are and eventually they don't see much of you anymore.
Alcohol. You make people feel relaxed around you. You are popular and bring many people joy, however the Mrs is inclined to think of you otherwise. You make people don't care less, and so are you there with a fella on his bucks night to see that he can be properly restrained nude to a train that is taking him to a far of distant place. As much as you are wonderful company on a big night out, often people tend to not think that much of you the next day as they are grossly nauseated from night before with you so vowing never to see you again, of which of cause is a big fat lie because they will no doubt meet with you again the following weekend. People who spend too much time with you get sick to the stomach.
LSD. People in your company think you are unreal, they are hallucinating. You are creatively inspiring as well as you make people delirious and delusional. You make time appear distorted, colours appear brighter, sounds more sharper and things seem to change shape. Sometimes people are frightened by you and get scared of everything. You mess people up, one minute they could be laughing the next they are sobbing. Sometimes you distress people so much they try to commit suicide. When people have spent a lot of time with you, they get a 'flashback', they could be on a train coming home from work and suddenly start mocking the bloke next to them who appears to have grown a long hairy snout like a rat.
Amphetamine. You give people a feeling of well-being and more self confidence. You are a great buzz to be around also giving people the inspiration to actually get things done. Thing is people tend to miss their meals spending a lot of time with you and as they are more alert sometimes they get paranoid and think they are spied on by the secret services. Some people gasp with excitement in your presence with their heart pounding heavily for you to be with them on the other hand sometimes you just make people outright nervous and anxious. People tend not to be able to sleep with you around and if you spend too much time with people you make them too intense....they start to break out sweating. Complaining of headaches, their dizziness doesnt necessarily mean they actually want to go to bed with you and some people may actually become hostile and aggressive with you.
Hash. You have a funny effect on people making time with you a strange and wonderful concept to perceptualise. People enjoy listening to music with you and can spend much time discussing the varying depths of sound or other such stuff, either that or they sit for a time in a semi-comatosed state. Often people in your company think they can understand Einstein's theory of relativity when in fact they are so shitfaced they cant even tie up their shoes laces, but as it has been found, either could Einstein. Sometimes you make people paranoid and they walk down dark alley ways and creep along parked cars to elude the police from seeing them. Spending great amounts of time with you makes people want to lose their job and live an alternative lifestyle supplying the state with their yearly yields..of your kind. Often they get bored of the idea soon and begin eating smaller amounts of the stuff or giving up cigarettes, before they have a psychotic episode and join their crazy diamond of a friend in the mental ward.
Marijuana. You are much like your relative, hash, only discretion is advised upon your company as to weather you are the distinctive quality of sweet pungent smelling buds, or crappy kiff or leaf. Like hash, you have a funny effect on people making time with you a strange and wonderful concept to perceptualise. People enjoy listening to music with you and can spend much time discussing the varying depths of sound or other such stuff, either that or they sit for a time in a semi-comatosed state. Often people in your company think they can understand Einstein's theory of relativity when in fact they are so shitfaced they cant even tie up their shoes laces, but as it has been found, either could Einstein. Sometimes you make people paranoid and they walk down dark alley ways and creep along parked cars to elude the police from seeing them. Spending great amounts of time with you makes people want to lose their job and live an alternative lifestyle supplying the state with their yearly yields..of your kind. Often they get bored of the idea soon and begin eating smaller amounts of the stuff or giving up cigarettes, before they have a psychotic episode and join their crazy diamond of a friend in the mental ward.
Viagra. You are a mans' secret lover, you help him in the bedroom, kitchen table, bathroom floor, where ever, to get it up and stay up for the duration of his joyous moments with his woman, man, dog, chicken, what ever he's into. You do have some not so good side effects though. You can make a man flush, give him headaches, nasal congestion, and stomach discomfort following meals.
Crystalmethlamphetamine. You are exhilarating company and motivate people to get things done, however feeling over confident they could possibly do jobs that aren't necessarily their own and direct traffic at busy intersections or conduct children's parties at Mc Donald restaurants. You keep people up all night and too much of you can make people hostile or even aggressive with you. Other times your exciting company can make people lose their appetite and sometimes you just make people anxious and nervous. Spending way too much time with you can make people paranoid and psychosis taking long trips pegging out places suspected secret services are meeting to conspire against your accompaniment.
Prozac. You are not fun, nulling nor stimulating company, however some people are just depressed, they cant get into life, so a Doctor recommends you be with them on a regular basis. You don't actually make peoples' life better, however you can help people to accept their miserable life. It is unknown what the effects on people you have over a long period of time because you are pretty much New Age.
Cocaine. You make people feel extremely good about themselves but they lack good judgement and should they spend too much time with you they tend to be hallucinating. People are motivated by you and become highly ambitious, however they tend to lose their appetite and get nauseasous from you. You make people restless and unable to sleep and sometimes they may become irritated and even aggressive around you. As sexy as you are, when someone spends too much time with you they get head aches and lose interest in sex with you.
Heroin. You are called many names in the street but you are comforting for peoples pain and if you come from the streets you make them sick yet as you numb their pain this they don't realise. If you are of a pure background, you are deadly, because people don't know quite how to take you. You make people spew a lot of the time..and they tend to be spewing no matter where you go with them. People close to you are devoted to you and will give up friends and family, their job and their own pride to spend as much time as they can to be with you, however those whom are not so acquainted with you, should they spend a full on intimate time with you, more than likely you will kill them.
Barbituates. You make people calm and relaxed with you and though you can relieve anxiety on the other hand you can make people irritable and tense. You are dependable but risk being abused by people among others and then blamed for the trouble they find themselves. Sometimes because of you, people cant see clearly and you make them go weak at the knees, people tend to fall for you. People get sloppy with you for longer periods of time and lose their sense of judgement. You are depressing with people and too much time with you can make people fall into a coma or even die.
Crack. You get acquainted with people very quickly, and almost immediately strangers open up with you as if they have known you for years. As exhilarating company as you are, people rush to be with you. You make people feel hot and sexy but after a while with you people tend to not want sex. You can annoy people and can make them unpredictable and aggressive with you. Too much time with you people get nervous disorders, paranoid and generally stupid.
Anithistamine. Your pleasantness makes people feel mildly euphoric, but you usually have to be accompanied by other toxicities to actually entertain people in any manner. You are a regular kind and can actually help people to cope with their everyday gripes in life. Sometimes you are tiresome and give people headaches. Other times people have difficulty concentrating with you and you can keep them up all night. You can make peoples ears ring and you make children nervous. Some people cant see clearly and get nauseated by you.
Rohypnol. You are not particularly nice, though you pervade as a decent sort fraternising with the clinical environment of a chemist shop- or as otherwise known in the states as the drug store, you are not so harmless as some may assume. Though you may give people a feeling of well being, often they are hypnotised by your charm and being so dizzy and confused, they can find themselves in situations they ordinarily would be in. People tend to lose their memory with you like people do with a lot of alcohol. You can be devious and be around people without them realising and so your charms can seduce peoples to do way out things they would never consider doing in their waking life.
Steroids. You build people up so they have greater strength and stamina when competing with others. You are a cheat. Women go butch around you, you even bugger up their menstrual cycle so they tend to be crappy around you all the months. You tend to make men look like big dopey dickheads. You can even cause people cancer and liver and kidney problems.
Diet Pills. You are deceptive as you pose as good and helpful to a fat person as in truth you are actually bad company for prolonged periods of time. Often your fat friend doesnt realise how complicated and unhealthy you are, called Diethylpropion in exclusive circles, all the while you appear to be regular and good you simply flatter your fat friend to think they may actually become slim and healthy one day. You excite your fat friend and make them dizzy and nervous so they tend to sweat and go to the toilet, but not nearly enough to rid those two hamburgers, the raisin bun and the can of coke they just ate. Really you are just a mild form of speed who has short interludes with truck drivers on occasions they aren't able to spend time with their best buddy, Amphetamine.
Nicotine. Kids who want to look like they are grown up among their peers hang out with you. People are obsessive compulsive because of you, because of you, people suck. With or without you, you are depressing and often as people spit the dummy not being able to get with you soon as they so desire, so do they have to be weened off you gently. You are common as all fuck, you enthrall millions of people the globe over because of their hour by hour habits with you. Millions of people die from you year in year out with commonly a lung disease of some sort.
Valium. Often the Doc gets you to be with folk to relieve them of their depression and anxiety. You were common among bored and frustrated housewives in the 60s and 70s, now thanks to the Internet they have something to actually relieve their frustrations with, so commonly you are found among drug addicts who use you to cope with coming down from amphetamines and a substitute when their heroin isn't about. Too much of you makes people sick to the stomach, tired and pissed off.
Coffee. You are as good as a cuppa tea, some chocolate and/or a cola as well. You are good company, regular and easy going. You are pretty much stimulating company and good at helping people get on with their day, however you are no good in bed at night. You are great company to start the day off with, but if you spend too much time with people you make them nervous and jittery. Also too much time with you people tend to lose their appetite, you can even make people delirious and give them headaches.
Magic Mushrooms. You are a magical find, when people come across you, often they are delighted to see you. If people mistake you for another they can become gravely ill, so it's important for people to know who you are. In your company, white seems brighter, dark is all too deep and meaningful, colours appear to bounce and you tend to make people giggle a lot. When you are fresh, sometimes you are a pain in the neck so it's best to leave you high and dry for a while to really enjoy you accompanied with a pizza.